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Shipping Information

Do you offer free shipping?

We offer free standard shipping for orders of 80 or more. $80 minimum purchase is calculated after all discounts and coupons are applied.

If I choose Next Day or 2 Day Shipping, when will I get my order?

Orders take 1 business day to process before shipping. Therefore, if you opt for Next Day or 2nd Day shipping, it will take 1 day longer than the shipping method: 2 Days total for Next Day Air and 3 Days total for 2nd Day Air.

Does T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK ship to military addresses?

Yes we do! Please select the "APO", "FPO" from the "City" drop down on our check out page.

I have not received my order yet.

Please wait 1 business day to receive your tracking number. If you have not yet received it via email (check your spam box) please contact us for the tracking number. Keep in mind that the UPS or USPS tracking number may take up to 1 business day to yield any useful info. All "Budget" tracking number will most likely NOT update until delivery, if at all. If it has been over 2 weeks since you received tracking number for your US order, or over 5 weeks for your international order please contact customer support.

My package was late, can I get my shipping fees refunded?

If your order was delayed due to T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK or the courier, we will issue a refund for the shipping fees. If your order is late due to reasons other than the fault of the courier, or T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK (factors that disrupts the air and ground transportation systems, weather conditions, natural disasters, or an act of God) we will not issue a refund. All shipping times on our FAQ are "estimates" and do not qualify for a refund if they are not delivered on within the time frame on our FAQ.

United States Orders

1 ShirtProcessing TimeDelivery EstimateTracking Info
USPS First Class Mail $4.95 1 Business Day 3 - 7 Days Yes
USPS Priority Mail $6.95 1 Business Day 2 - 5 Days Yes

International Orders

1 ShirtProcessing TimeDelivery EstimateTracking Info
USPS First Class International $9.99 1 Business Day 7 - 21 days No


I made a mistake in my order!

You can email us at orders@tshirtsthatsuck.com. We can make changes within 1 hour of placing an order. After that, we offer free returns and exchanges if you made a mistake.

How do I check the status of my Order?

You can click here to check the status of your order. You will need the order #, email address used to order and the billing postal code in order to access your information. If you somehow lost any of this information, please feel free to contact us.

What is your return/exchange policy?

If for any reason you are unsatisfied with your order, you may return any unwashed and unworn item for a full refund less shipping charges within 60 days of purchase. No products listed under "Stuff" can be sent in for a refund or exchange. If you want to set up an exchange or return on a garment, please go to the returns page.

I bought this tee last week and now it's on sale.

Occasionally, we adjust the pricing on our items. Unfortunately, we do not offer a price guarantee, so we can't provide a partial refund for an item that goes on sale after you purchased it. To be notified of when items go on sale, you can subscribe to our e-mail newsletter or follow us on Facebook.

Why was my order charged a customs fee when it was delivered?

International orders may be subject to customs duties/fees. Unfortunately this is a necessary evil of ordering from overseas. Check with your local laws regarding any taxes or fees you may have to pay once these arrive. Please do not ask us to ship your package as a gift. We can't do that!

How do I pay for my order?

We accept Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Unfortunately we can not accept checks, gift cards, cash or money orders at this time. T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK takes your safety seriously, our site is encrypted with 128-bit security so your personal information is safe.

When will my card be charged?

Since your order goes into production the moment it is placed, we do charge your card the moment you confirm your order at checkout. You will receive a confirmation email when your order is submitted. If your card is not authorized, payment will not be taken, and we'll email to let you know why your bank or card issuer wouldn't authorize the amount. Please bear in mind that even if a payment fails to be authorized, some card issuers may still reserve the money temporarily.

I forgot to use my coupon!

We are sorry but we can not apply a coupon to an already existing order, please save it for next time!

Why was I asked to show my ID to place my purchase?

For your protection we may ask for a copy of your ID to verify the authenticity of your order. Once you have verified your order, you will not be asked again.

Why was I charged sales tax?

T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK has to charge sales tax in Washington DC, as we have physical locations in this location. We wish there was a way around this, but unfortunately there is not.

Why are you not replying to my emails?

Please add support@tshirtsthatsuck.com to your contacts or check your spam box as we always answer all T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK.COM related questions within 24 hours (except weekends and holidays).

Our Products

What fabrics and ink do you use?

We print all of our designs on soft, high-quality blanks.
Our shirts are the softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere.
They are made of 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort.

Washing instructions?

All of t-shirtsthatsuck products are made with 100% preshrunk combed cotton knit fabric. Expect about 5-7% (about a half a shirt size) shrinkage after normal wash. Wash warm, dry low. Although you should not expect any significant fading, wash colors separately from whites, especially on the first wash.

Who designs your t-shirts?

The creative process starts with our in-house brain storming crew who mull over the weeks current events, pop culture happenings and latest trends who then try to make light or poke fun at and put it all on a t-shirt! We of course take outside idea as well. Send us an idea we like and use and we'll stroke you a check for $150 and some free schwag!

Our Company

Is there a T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK store near me?

Currently we do not have any physical stores. If you have any questions regarding the sizes or anything else, please feel free to ask. Please remember that T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK does allow free returns and exchanges on all of our garments, so if it is not 100% perfect you are not stuck with it.


Wholesale and Bulk Orders

Does T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK accept Bulk or Wholesale Orders?

Yes, we do accept Wholesale Orders of 24 pieces or more across any combination of styles, sizes, & genders. Please submit a wholesale application at orders@tshirtsthatsuck.com to receive information on pricing, ordering, and fulfillment.


Shopping at T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK is safe and easy.

Risk-Free Shopping

Shopping with us at T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK is 100% risk-free. We guarantee your satisfaction by offering the following benefits on each and every purchase:

  • Free Returns & Exchanges
  • High Quality 100% Cotton T-Shirts and Hoodies
  • Products that are hand screen-printed in the good 'ole USA
Quality Printing and Content

All T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK t-shirts are screen printed with hand soft plastisol ink which gives the shirts a soft, worn in feel. Many of our competitors use print-on-demand to produce their shirts, which gives them lower production costs but gives you an inferior product that may fade or peel after washing. WE pioneered internet based funny t-shirts in 2000! Nowadays eveyone and their grandmother is selling t-shirts. Don't be fooled by these fly by night operations and shop with us a tried and true company who been selling funny tees for over 10 years!

Excellent Service

T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK is a BizRate "Customer Certified" merchant and our site is encrypted with 128-bit security so your personal information is safe. While our products may be funny, we take Customer Service very seriously and treat it as our number one priority. If there is anything we can do to make your experience better, please email T-SHIRTSTHATSUCK Customer Service.

Contact Us

Email us at: orders@tshirtsthatsuck.com